Investment Strategy

If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Bros. stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left. With AIG, you would have less than $5 left. But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the “401-Keg Plan”.